Senator Larry Craig.
As I hear it, he was in a bathroom stall in an airport, an officer went into the stall next to Craig, and Craig tapped the officer's foot, which is [apparently] a sign that Craig [allegedly] wanted to get kinky. But did he get kinky? I thought I was in for a real juicy story, but no, nothing about getting kinky. Just footsies.
This is stupid on so many levels.
1. Why would Craig plead guilty to this, even to just get it out of the way, if he was innocent? What kind of idiot...?
2. When did tapping someone's foot = lewd behavior, or something that someone could get arrested for? You're telling me you can be arrested for tapping someone's foot, on the assumption that it means you want to get kinky? Anyone could do that by mistake, having no clue that foot tapping = let's get it on. Did you know that? I didn't. But I'm going to be paying very close attention to my foot the next time I use public facilities.
I think this is like the whole Foley thing. The merest hint of the idea that one of these old dudes is gay or might want to get kinky and it's the end of Congress as we know it. I don't care if Craig is gay, in fact, I don't want to know or hear anything about it!
At least he's Republican. Sure. Resign. Let a Democrat take your place. I'm ok with that.
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